At the end of his run he gained the distinction of being behind the desk for a total of eight years the longest of any cast member. Although he doesn't get nearly the same level of recognition as other "Weekend Update" hosts, Dennis Miller was one of the segment's longest-lasting and most memorable anchors. I dont want to make too much of it, but its the very sinew of the bit., That is a great Bowie song. I used to start Weekend Update with a rock-and-roll song that would try to hit the ground running. The FBI expressedconcern over language it believed may have includedencoded messages concerning drug and money transferssuch as the following passage: Tell the DominosPizza in Bogota that I want ten thousand grams oftheir best pizza delivered to my friend Jaime Escolarin Miami. For that episode, Weekend Update received a one-time name and set change to "Saturday Night NewsLine"[11] and featured three segments:[12] science edition, hosted by Dr. Jonathan Lear (Mark King), arts and leisure correspondent Bill Murray, and news by Rocket. Welcome, Vicki. This thread is archived New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast 81 157 157 comments Best SmongoMongo 2 yr. ago Dennis Millers' tenure definitely doesn't benefit from most young people not understanding the political context of a lot of his jokes. Doesnt that mean anything? I felt like I was above the Grand Canyon in a helicopter.. New York Mayor David Dinkins has approved a new plan to pay a $5,000 reward to anyone willing to snitch on someone who may have cheated on their taxes. This email will be used to sign into all New York sites. But there were no consistent anchors during season 9 or the first half of season 10 (late 1983 to late 1984). However, Dennis Miller would sometimes be found in bit parts in other sketches, such as . I can take this guy. [1], Weekend Update was created by original anchor Chevy Chase and SNL writers Herb Sargent and Al Franken,[2] and it appeared on the first SNL broadcast on October 11, 1975. Quinn stepped down from Weekend Update after 19992000, when he left SNL at the end of the season. Al Franken: Thanks, Dennis. By the end of Feys time with SNL she could claim two historic feats: being the first female head writer as well as one half of Weekend Updates first all-female anchor team. RELATED: The love lives of the "SNL" cast and crew. (He's seen here in 2001 with his replacements, Tina Fey and Jimmy Fallon.). This feature was discontinued after the January 16, 1999 episode. [Season 13, 1988]Weekend Update Summer Edition, Thursday, August 10, live, at 9/8c on NBC.Subscribe to SNL: https://goo.gl/tUsXwMGet more SNL: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-liveFull Episodes: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-livLike SNL: https://www.facebook.com/snlFollow SNL: https://twitter.com/nbcsnlSNL Tumblr: http://nbcsnl.tumblr.com/SNL Instagram: http://instagram.com/nbcsnlSNL Pinterest: http://www.pinterest.com/nbcsnl/ [ she topples over Tom and kisses him uncontrollably, as they roll over one another ]. Chris Rock: Yeah, Ive got Buster Douglas in the eighth. The Wagner opera returns to the Met for the first time in 17 years. Dennis Miller is often overlooked as an SNL alum, but the Weekend Update spot was a perfect fit for him. Eventually, they hammered out a compromise shut-down time of 12:45 pm Wednesday, right after lunch. Brian Doyle-Murray was teamed first with Mary Gross, then going solo for three months, then back with Gross for one more month before finally being teamed with Christine Ebersole for the remainder of the season. The lone exception was during season 47, when Jost was absent during the Christmas episode; and they didn't do a joke swap during the season finale. Offscreen, he was one himself. Amy Poehler replaced Jimmy Fallon as Tina Fey's "Weekend Update" co-anchor when he left "Saturday Night Live" in 2004 the first time two women starred in the segment together. Another common topic of Macdonald's jokes was O. J. Simpson after his arrest and trial for murder. Keep reading for a timeline of who's hosted the segment from its inception in 1975 to today, RELATED: Comedians and Hollywood stars mourn Norm Macdonald. Good evening, and what can I tell you? On September 27th, well see if Che and current anchor, Colin Jost, will be able to pick the pieces up and help restore Weekend Update back to full glory. Dennis Miller: Thank you. Kevin. Lovitz tells me he has this character called the Pathological Liar. Only other person to do this? Miller, who has become a regular on Fox News' The O'Reilly Factor, did appear in a montage of Weekend Update clips, but he did not show up in person. So I opened the news which happened two minutes later with Bowies song [Under Pressure]. Dennis Miller: This season, Weekend Update will be following the race for the White House. Litella was later replaced by another Radner character: consumer affairs reporter Roseanne Roseannadanna, who would attempt to answer a viewer question, but would ultimately digress into a graphic story involving some gross bodily functionoften featuring an interaction with a celebrity figure which Curtin would finally interrupt, tersely pointing out to her, "Roseanne, you're making me sick." This week, after ordering the release of all foreignhostages, Iraqi President Saddam Hussein reiteratedhis vow to never get out of Kuwait thats final.Hearing the news while visiting South America,President Bush bristled and, in an effort to sendHussein a strong message, squeezed a piece ofanthracite coal into a diamond. She served as the sole anchor for a few months until early 1977. Cut to: I dont get hired, Jon gets hired, and they wanted him to do the news. The Comedy Central host reunited with former Weekend Update anchors Norm Macdonald, Dennis Miller and Kevin Nealon from " Saturday Night Live .". All Three Dennis Millers: [singing]Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleighBabe!Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh[simultaneously running their hands through theirblow-dried hair]Dashing through the snow[snow begins to fall from above], 2nd Dennis Miller: In a one horse opensleigh, All Three Dennis Millers: Laughing all the way [simultaneously doing Dennis trademark high-pitchedha haaa laugh]. He previously suffered a brain aneurysm on February 18, and was ultimately taken off life support. I have nothing against Evander, but didnt Buster Douglas knock Mike Tyson out? Here are some of thedialogue excerpts: You did, too, kill Him. We didnot. Did, too! Did not! The two groups hopeto reach an agreement sometime next century. No votes so far! Another popular segment was city correspondent Stefon, played by Bill Hader. Poehler returned on both the February 18, 2012, and May 18, 2013, episodes to perform "Really!?! All I remember thinking the whole week before I did the first one was,My God, Chevy Chase did this. Anouncer: And now, "Weekend Update", with anchorperson Dennis Miller. To help relieve the Russian food crisis, the U.S. hasbeen sending as much aid as they can afford. That is not our butt! He had previously done segments on Weekend Update, notably Mr. Subliminal. Colin Quinn took over as the sole anchor of "Weekend Update" during the second half of season 23 in early 1998. What does a guy have to do to be favorite kill Godzilla? Nothing a soldier likes more in the middle of the desert than a big steaming bowl of chili, huh? Doyle-Murray signed off each week with "Good night, and good news.". Weekend Update Segment - Dana Carvey as Jimmy Stewart. Hey,squeeb-squaw. But hes in so many things that he cant do the news, he needs the news [time] for hair and changes. Amy Poehler, who had returned to host the episode, co-anchored Weekend Update as she traditionally did before her departure. And, you know, if you havent seen theAnti-Qaddafi Libyans Living in Chad live, you arereally missing something. Nealon signed off with the tagline "I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me". Roseanne Arnold: We dont have anything left. Thats fun., Nobody cares. Bill Murrays Oscar [predictions] thing was always my favorite when Id watch Saturday Night Live, before I ever thought of being on it. At dress rehearsal, I say, Heres the President of Pathological Liars Anonymous, Tommy Flanagan. Between break and air, Lovitz grabs me and he says, No, no, this is very key: Its not Flanagan, its Fla-nay-gan. Cant you see? Weve got them on live remote from California. He would often make Macdonald uncomfortable and always ask when they were "gonna go for a beer together," to which Macdonald would always end up turning him down. Don Pardo V/O: And, now, Weekend Update withanchorperson, Dennis Miller! Terms of Service apply. Lets take a look back at every single anchor to sit behind the WU desk, and you be the judge of that. Guys! [Photo of Powell inspecting British Beefeaters, theirblack fur helmets looking like dirty cotton swabs], The FBI monitored over fourteen hundred telephonecalls made by General Manuel Noriega from his prisoncell between February and November. By using the site, you consent to these cookies. Fun Fact: Umdid you read that last line? Dennis Miller helps Dennis Miller renew his Weekend Update oath. [to his fellow Millers] Lets justsing, all right? By submitting your email, you agree to our Terms and Privacy Policy and to receive email correspondence from us. After Dax Shepard asked her about her musical chairs relationship situation. All rights reserved. Poor Cecily Strong. I think I have a picture of that somewhere. Strong, who joined SNL the previous season, was no stranger to the segment, making visits to the "Weekend Update" desk as her recurring character "The Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started a Conversation with at a Party". View all posts by Don Roy King. Breaking down the contenders in the seasons most unpredictable Oscar race. In September 2013, Lorne Michaels confirmed that Meyers, who would stay on at SNL for at least the first half of the show's 39th season, would be joined at the Weekend Update anchor desk by a new co-anchor, Cecily Strong, beginning with the show's season premiere on September 28, 2013. Rocket made several film and TV appearances following his SNL stint, but in 2005 he was found dead with his throat cut. Colin Jost replaced Seth Meyers in early 2014 and finished season 39 of "Saturday Night Live" as Cecily Strong's "Weekend Update" co-anchor. Aykroyd and Curtin were the first co-anchor teamfor Weekend Update and would set the tone for tandem, absurd hilarity with Aykroyds catchphrase of Jane, you ignorant slut.. He held onto the position until the end of season 25 in 2000. And now I get to do features with the very funny and wonderful Michael Che! For more information on cookies including how to manage your consent visit our, This video is not available in your location, Weekend Update Segment - Dennis Miller vs. Dennis Miller. 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Welcome! Two different executive producers would take over SNL from 1981 to 1985, changing the name of Weekend Update to SNL NewsBreak and then Saturday Night News. In 1985, however, Lorne Michaels would return to the SNL throne bringing back the popular Weekend Update with new talent Dennis Miller behind the news desk. Below is a complete list of any and all who have served as an anchor at one time or another, and the season(s) in which they served. By the 1983 season, he began signing out with phrase "Thanks for coming out in the rain!" Then I said, That is a great Bowie song. Dennis Miller: Turning to sports, there's a big fight coming up next week, and here with some comments and insight is "Weekend Update" correspondent Chris Rock. On the December 17, 2011, episode, which was hosted by Jimmy Fallon, multiple former anchors returned for a "Weekend Update Joke-Off". And, as a last resort to save Atlantic Citys Taj Mahal, Donald Trump has finally decided to sell all that he has left: the former millionaires ego will be auctioned off at Christies later this week. Chase hosted the last episode and anchored Weekend Update, as he had on his previous appearances as host. 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Thank you!Thank you. SNL Transcripts: Tom Hanks: 12/08/90: Tom Hanks Monologue, SNL Transcripts: Judge Reinhold: 02/27/88, Michael Cohen Hearing Cold Open | Season 44 Episode 14, SNL Transcripts: Peter Sarsgaard: 01/21/06: Fairmont Suites Inn, SNL Transcripts: Charlene Tilton: 02/21/81: Goodnights, John Mulaney Stand-Up Monologue | Season 44 Episode 14, SNL Transcripts: Ron Nessen: 04/17/76: The New Army, SNL Transcripts: Will Ferrell: 05/16/09: Green Day performs Know Your Enemy, Great Moments in the History of White Trash I. Fun Fact: She was promoted to full-time player in her first SNL season. With Cecily Strong no longer anchoring Weekend Update, she now reprises characters like The Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started a Conversation with at a Party and Cathy Anne, a woman with a southern accent who hits on Michael Che. And maybe Tom went to a drug clinic, you know? Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow.". "Weekend Update" officially returned in the fall of 1985 during the 11th season of "Saturday Night Live." Dennis Miller served as the solo anchor until the end of season 16 in 1991. -pause- Well I'm Steve, what can I get you?" Okay, Quak-a-po-keek-ko-quawk. Dennis Miller: After a half century of servingthe poor, Mother Teresa announced her retirement thisweek. 19751980(seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5)19801985(seasons 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)19851990(seasons 11, 12, 13, 14, 15)19901995(seasons 16, 17, 18, 19, 20)19952000(seasons 21, 22, 23, 24, 25)20002005(seasons 26, 27, 28, 29, 30)20052010(seasons 31, 32, 33, 34, 35)20102015(seasons 36, 37, 38, 39, 40)20152020(seasons 41, 42, 43, 44, 45)2020present(seasons Thirtythousand cases of black licorice, a similar amount ofprune juice, and a couple cases of beets have beensent over so far. Dennis Michael Miller (born November 3, 1953) is a satirical comic who was a long-running anchor of Weekend Update. Be the first to rate this post. Beginning October 25, 2008, Meyers anchored the segment alone with Poehler still being credited, but not appearing. He anchored the segment for two-and-a-half seasons. Thats kind of like having the New York Niggers, okay? [19] Meyers and Strong sign off with "For 'Weekend Update', I'm Seth Meyers!" Arguably the most belovedSNL cast member ever, Murray was actually on Saturday Night Live with Howard Cosell ABCs failed sketch show that lasted one season before being snatched up by Lorne Michaels for season 2. Fun Fact: Meyers won an Emmy in 2011 for helping write the musical opening to an episode hosted by Justin Timberlake. Dennis Miller (1985-1991) 12 of 14 3. During the seventh season of "Saturday Night Live," "Weekend Update" rebranded as "SNL NewsBreak" with Brian Doyle-Murray serving as the main anchor. Tags: Weekend Update Segment - Dennis Miller vs. Dennis Miller, Dennis Miller appears to comment on an earlier Dennis Miller editorial. Isnt there? Dennis Miller: [to the crowd] Ive created anattitude monster. Rocket signed off each week by saying "Good night and watch out.". 1 was Dennis Miller, who doesnt spend a lot of time revisiting his days at 30 Rock, preferring instead to focus on current events and interviews on his daily satellite-radio show. View all posts by Don Roy King. She finished Season 2 solo but was then paired with co-anchors Dan Aykroyd (19771978) and Bill Murray (19781980), with Aykroyd being "promoted" to "Station Manager" in September 1978. But the rat-a-tat conservative took a break from promoting his new stand-up special, Dennis Miller:America 180(premiering on EPIX on June 13 at 8 p.m. Im not saying it was Candide. The first night I did Update you know, youre kind of in low-level shock when you do that gig. Theyre not even people! Fallon left to pursue a film career in 2004, and was replaced by fellow cast member Amy Poehler as co-anchor, giving the sketch its first two-woman anchor team. Fun Fact: She wasnt just straight on-camera: Curtin didnt agree with the drug-culture perpetuated by some of the early cast members. Seth Meyers started his Weekend Update run as Tina Feys replacement alongside Amy Poehler. [ sighs ] Uh, Dennis, what was I talking about? Al Franken, whose history with SNL dated back to 1975, had been lobbying to replace Nealon as Weekend Update host. And third, and most importantly, didyou see Blue Lagoon? Good evening, and what can I tell you? For the rest of the season, and into the next, there were no regular anchorsboth cast members and SNL guest-hosts took turns at the chair (Hall himself left the show at the end of the 19831984 season). After only being part of the SNL cast for one season, Strong became Seth Meyers co-anchor when it was announced he was leaving halfway through the 39th season to host Late Night. Despite the early-season drama, its still (almost) anyones game to win. I thought, Well, this guys exhibiting a limp on the Serengeti. Travis Kelce Gets Coached by Heidi Gardner for SNL, Travis Kelce Channels His Inner Indiana Jones, Weekend Update: Biden Meets with Zelenskyy in Ukraine, the Oscars' Crisis Team, Weekend Update: Harvey Weinstein and R. Kelly's Prison Sentences, NBA Slam Dunk Contest, Weekend Update ft. James Austin Johnson and Heidi Gardner, Weekend Update: Gina Bianchi on the Joys of Motherhood, Weekend Update: Bill Walton on LeBron James and the Lakers, Jack White: Taking Me Back/Fear of the Dawn (Live), Woody Harrelson Is Ready to Host Saturday Night Live, Woody Harrelson Takes a Trip Down SNL Memory Lane, Weekend Update: U.S. Dennis Miller, the liberal-turned-conservative comedian and defender of President Bush and the war in Iraq, is less than two weeks away from being the host of a new talk show on CNBC. Fun Fact: Fallon has won two Emmys for guest hosting SNL in the years following his departure. All Three Dennis Millers: [finishing thesong]Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse opensleigh! They only worked together for a few months until early 2014 when he began transitioning away from "Saturday Night Live" and into his role as the host of "Late Night.". Shoots Down Chinese Spy Balloon, FBI Searches Biden's Beach House, Weekend Update: Milly Pounds and Shirty on the British Monarchy, Weekend Update: Punxsutawney Phil On Seeing His Shadow, Weekend Update ft. Michael Longfellow, James Austin Johnson and Devon Walker, Weekend Update: Genetics Company Reviving the Dodo Bird, Bear Poses for Selfies, Pedro Pascal Promises Ego Nwodim is Safe from The Last of Us Clickers, SNL Hair & Makeup Quick Change: Roller Coaster Accident, Weekend Update: Trump's Facebook Reinstated, George Santos Admits to Dressing in Drag, Weekend Update: Angel on the Return of Wendys Vanilla Frosty, Weekend Update ft. Kenan Thompson, Heidi Gardner and Michael B. Jordan, Weekend Update: TikTok Fights Texas Ban, Chipotle Hiring for "Burrito Season", Weekend Update: Michael Che's Doorman Carl on the New York Rental Market, Heidi Gardner Asks Michael B. Jordan To Be Her Valentine, Weekend Update: Biden's Classified Document Scandal, George Santos' Lies, Weekend Update: Colin Jost Interviews Rep. George Santos, Weekend Update: April Ludgate and Leslie Knope on Working for the Government, Weekend Update ft. Aubrey Plaza, Amy Poehler and Bowen Yang, Weekend Update: China's Population Decline, Andy Murray Denied Bathroom Break, Sam Smith and Kenan Thompson Are Huge Aubrey Plaza Fans, Weekend Update: Trump Launches NFT Trading Cards, FTX Founder Sam Bankman-Fried's Arrest, Weekend Update: Cathy Anne Says Goodbye for Now, Weekend Update: Colin's Great Aunt Pat on Holiday Etiquette, Weekend Update: Krampus on Kidnapping Naughty Children, Weekend Update ft. Bowen Yang, Heidi Gardner, Mikey Day and Cecily Strong, Weekend Update: Nuclear Scientists Achieve "Ignition," Trump vs. DeSantis GOP Civil War, Jennifer Coolidge Is Impressed by Christmas Stuff, We and our partners use cookies on this site to improve our service, perform analytics, personalize advertising, measure advertising performance, and remember website preferences. Smith, who opted out of all other tests and interviews, put up 34 reps of 225 pounds. Black guys fight better. Ohlmeyer told Macdonald that he was fired because he was not funny. A frequent feature of Weekend Update during this time was "Point/Counterpoint", a send-up of the then-current 60 Minutes segment of the same name with James J. Kilpatrick and Shana Alexander. Curtin would share the desk twice with Dan Aykroyd and Bill Murray, respectively but Curtins staying power was solidified by her ability to play the role of a straight news journalist in the face of outlandish appearance by the likes of John Belushi and Gilda Radnor. He brought his own unique brand of fiery, cynical humor to the bit, playing up the political aspects of the news stories to extra laughs. And there are plans to send morestuff nobody here likes and theyre now underway. A few weeks after he uttered an f-bomb on live TV during aFebruary 21st episode, Rocket, Doumanian, and the rest of the cast except forDenny Dillon,Gail Matthius,Eddie MurphyandJoe Piscopo were fired. Password must be at least 8 characters and contain: As part of your account, youll receive occasional updates and offers from New York, which you can opt out of anytime. The new anchor was Dennis Miller, who remained in the chair for six years, the longest run for a solo Weekend Update anchor. Igot enough peer pressure. In modern times, dedicated anchors are chosen among writing staff, often lead writers, in lieu of cast or featured players. His first edition of Weekend Update began with "Have you ever gone to a bar and found that your favorite bartender was replaced with a guy named Steve? As the story goes, creator and executive producer of Saturday Night Live, Lorne Michaels, met Chevy Chase in line to see a Monty Python film. He continued as the segment's sole host until the end of season 38 in 2013. Vulture recently did a complete ranking of "Weekend Update" anchors, and coming in at No. Dennis Miller2nd Dennis Miller Dana Carvey3rd Dennis Miller Tom Hanks. Privacy Policy and Fun Fact: Kevin Brennan Neal Brennans (Chappelles Show) brother quit SNL when he wasnt named Colin Quinns replacement. Fun Fact: A short time after being let go from SNL, MacDonald appeared on Letterman and explained that he thought he was fired for not being funny. Earlier this week, House Democrats and the White House differed on a proposed shut-down time for the American Government. Instead, various cast members and even guest hosts rotated through the position. Dennis Miller (1985-1991) Two different executive producers would take over SNL from 1981 to 1985, changing the name of "Weekend Update" to "SNL NewsBreak" and then "Saturday Night News." Like, we aint got nothing. Turn it off! Jane Curtin substituted for Chase during Season 2 for a few shows due to Chase's injury. That's the news, and I am outta here!" Mikhael Gorbachev, this week, was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, which includes a reward of more than $700,000. After only one season of serving as co-anchor on the longest running segment on Saturday Night Live, sheis being shuffled back into the deck ofSNL players. Dennis Miller discusses how he would welcome Gary Hart back into the presidential race, followed by and opposing viewpoint from Dennis Miller (Dana Carvey) on why Gary Hart shouldn't be forgiven. By using the site, you consent to these cookies. David Spade faced a tough crowd Monday during his monologue on "Lights Out.". [Cut to Kevin Nealon standing in the audience ten feetaway, wearing a trench coat and speaking into acordless microphone. No votes so far! For him. It is the show's longest-running recurring sketch, having been on since the show's first broadcast, and is typically presented in the middle of the show immediately after the first musical performance. In both instances, Meyers asked her if she would like to co-anchor with him again for the rest of that segment; he was barely able to finish asking before she accepted. Kevin Nealon took over with his "Mr. Subliminal" character and as the straight man in many highlights such as "Operaman" and "Cajun Man" (with both characters being played by Adam Sandler) and also for Chris Farley's "Bennett Brauer" character. Dick Ebersoltook over the program until 1985. Powell then went to the suburbs ofLondon where he inspected a dirty Q-Tip factory. Juilliard, babe? Eddie Murphy. When Akyroyd gotpromoted to stage manager, Bill Murray tookhis place alongside Jane Curtin at the news desk, displaying his trademark wit and snarky humor. And when he elaborates it isnt as good as seeing it. [16] The duo began a string of running gags, including "Really!?! I thought, Well, this guys exhibiting a limp on the Serengeti. Tom Arnold: [ grabbing Roseanne ] Were ready to fight! Yeah, listen guys, Im goin into Hell. Then I did my first one, and Im not saying it was Candide, but I got out alive, did okay, got a couple of laughs. [cheers and applause] Isnt theresome way we can demonstrate these things on those babycorns you get at Thai restaurants? , Singer Sinead OConnor this week told journalistMarcelle Clements that she has a preference for blackmen. TikToks Favorite Celebrity Couple Is Kim Kardashian and Michael Cera. In December 1984, Christopher Guest became the new anchor. Prior to the final episode of the season, Jean Doumanian and most of the cast, including Rocket, were fired. Entertainment Weekly confirmed that Amy Poehler would appear on Saturday Night Live Weekend Update Thursday for at least two broadcasts as co-anchor in fall 2009. Tom Arnold: [ jumping to the foot of the camera ] The media is scum! What in the hell was THATall about? , The United States has begun a secret airlift of agroup of anti-Qaddafi Libyans living in Chad. [stiffly, as if reading a report in gradeschool] Last Wednesday was a sad day in Calcutta,India as Mother Teresa announced her retirement. He was an SNL cast member from 1993-98, making his. Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. [takes out a pitch pipe andblows a note]. Over the summer of 2000, cast members auditioned to be replacements. Brad Hall took over the desk of the retitled "Saturday Night News" in 1982 through most of the 1983 season. He would then scribble nonsense on his script, sometimes throwing it into the air. Thank you. So one time Vanilla Ice was on, and that night he played his Vanilla Ice song [hums opening of Ice Ice Baby]and I was just sitting there apoplectic, since Im a Bowie fan, watching this guy with a fade, you know, of ancient Aztec cave-wall drawings on his sideburns do this. He was then followed by future Update co-anchor Amy Poehler. 3rd Dennis Miller: Dont be a big pain in the assJust sing the freakin songHo! Unless you are just a person who enjoys being angry or sad. and signed off by saying "Guess what, folks? Norm Macdonald hosted "Weekend Update" by himself from 1994 to late 1997 during the 20th, 21st and 22nd seasons of "Saturday Night Live," as well as during the first half of season 23. After that, Meyers continued anchoring Weekend Update solo. Its like John le Carr or something. , General Colin Powell, Chairman of the U.S. JointChiefs of Staff, met this week with British PrimeMinister John Major to talk about the Gulf crisis at10 Downing Street. Fey returned to the show in October for the season's third live episode. Dennis Miller Weekend Update Anchor Mike Myers Various Kevin Nealon Various Chris Farley Various Chris Rock Various (credit only) Julia Sweeney Various A. Whitney Brown Self G.E.